Listen Here Bub
You either took a wrong turn at the big pine or you’re lookin’ for a door that’s been grown over since Hector was a pup. Either way, you’re standin’ in the middle of a cedar swamp with no boots on, and the blackflies are startin’ to notice.
I ain’t backin’ this truck up for ya, Ain’t happenin. This trail’s closed to ya.
YOU CAN TAKE ONE OF THESE HEAH ROADS IF YA WANT